$240 a week

She forgets to pay rent

Drives me nuts

Thought I’d take a firm hand

And did

But she’s awkward

 

I might move out

I can’t get her to

Unless I witness a crime

Her wrong doing

 

My eyes are peeled

From three doors down

For a body in the yard

A knife on the lounge

 

Then I’ll solve the case

Be back on the force

I was never a cop

But that doesn’t matter

 

The Chief –

He knows the code

You solve the case

You’re back in blue

 

But instead I pay double

Indemnity free

Robbed of grocery cash

And my badge

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